What's Wrong With Britain?

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What No Politician Will Ever Tell You

 

 

Have you ever wondered why, no matter who you voted for, it never, ever made a difference of more than a few quid a week in your pocket?

Now that's a bit strange if you think on it, because if any particular politician or party could make a real difference in your living standard, then they would -- so that they'd be your hero and you'd vote for them for ever more, right?

So why don't they then?

Well the clue to the answer lies in the question. The plain and simple truth is that they can't --and the reason they can't is not something which any politician will ever be honest enough to tell you.

Let's imagine a ship full of colonists on a new planet. It sails the oceans and comes upon a vast land where there is gold, silver and all kinds of minerals, the sun shines warmly and allows any crop to be grown at any time of year, and upon this land the ship sets down 1,000 colonists.

Meanwhile another ship, also with 1,000 hopeful colonists, is less fortunate. It can only find a small, 84,000 square mile island, with no gold, no silver, few minerals, poor light levels, and a very short growing season as the island shivers in the cold greyness of a northern sea. Reluctantly, it sets down its colonists.

Centuries later, we go back to the planet to see how they are making out.

The first land is, as we might expect, booming. Their population has swollen to 280 million but there are still only 50 people to every square mile, and the wealth generated by their land, when shared out between them, gives each a very high living standard. The taxes they can afford to pay also gives them the best services which money can buy.

Alas, the second land is faring far less well. Its population has only risen to 66 million, but their island is so small that they now have over one thousand on every single square mile. They couldn't feed themselves even years ago when they were only 30 million strong, and now, despite advances in agriculture they still have to import half their food. When the wealth generated by their cold little island is shared out among all those people, they are all pretty short of money: each household is in debt to the tune of $1,700 average, and when they pay tax on their income, which most of them can ill afford to do, their tax money can only buy them services, --education, hospitals, policing-- which are overburdened by the sheer population, and understaffed through lack of money. Now where does that remind you of?

Well, perhaps you have guessed already. In reality, of course, the planet is this one, the first country is America and the second one is Britain. Sixty-two per cent of British people would willingly leave if only they had the money, or the bottle, to live abroad. And nowhere else in the developed world are a people so disillusioned with their own country.

In order to see even more clearly the true nature of the problem facing the British, we can re-run the example above, but this time we'll invent some round numbers just to illustrate the overall point.

In the first country, suppose their population is 1,000 and their land can generate $1,000 million each year. That works out at $1,000,000 each. Out of that, they pay taxes of, say, 10% only, which therefore generates $100 million for hospitals, schools, defence and policing, --all for just 1,000 people. You can imagine their living standard!

But now in the same country let us increase the population to 100 million. Remember there is only enough gold and minerals in the ground, and only enough sunshine and growing area, to generate  $1,000 million each year. This shares itself out through monetary circulation so that this time each person now only gets $10 a year.

But that's only half the story, because when they have to pay tax, to fund their services, they can only afford to pay a few cents each (and in truth they can't even afford that), let's say 10 cents each, and so their Treasury raises 100 million lots of 10 cents = $10 million. But-- this has to pay for an INCREASED service demand of more hospitals, more schools and more policing for all those extra people.

They find themselves overstretched and underfunded, with their country going nowhere.

Now these problems are instantly recognisable to any Briton -- they are the very problems which he is always reading about as well as experiencing.

But notice that these problems are beyond the powers of any politician to solve, because they are not political problems! They are geographical, agricultural, climatological, and demographic  problems. And that, in a nutshell, is why no politician ever made a difference of more than a few quid a week in your pocket.

But -- have you ever seen any politician come on television and honestly admit to all this? Or even talk about it?

Clearly, these people are even more wretched than we first thought. After all, if they know all the above -- and they clearly do; they're highly educated and well trained people; they're not stupid-- and still all they can do is stand up in front of you and go "Verily, verily I say to you...vote for me...", then obviously they are using you purely for their own gain, having secretly written off your own hopes years ago as something which secretly they can do very little about.

Their only redeeming quality --  if you can call it that-- is that if they could help you, then they would, so that you'd vote for them for evermore.

But they don't, for the simplest of all reasons -- because they can't.

And I have a very practical, down-to-earth gut-feeling that the reason more and more people are just not bothering to go and vote in elections is because their subconscious minds at least have  cottoned on to what I have written above, and that politicians are disconnected somehow from the country's true problems.

And now that we have finally seen the truth, we can realise that the only way for a British family to gain itself a better living standard, with better services in a better climate -- is to uproot and migrate to another country with better underlying vital statistics. And in doing that, they will also of course be playing their small part in increasing living standards at home, by making their humble contribution towards relieving the burden of overpopulation.

Special note: immigrants.

The UK has several million immigrants, almost all of whom originate from countries which, without the consent of their people, were invaded by the British and incorporated into their empire. These British Empire citizens, as they became, were perfectly entitled to move back and forth throughout the dominions, including to the ‘mother country.”

However there are in the UK many racist individuals and groups who, shameless of the fact that these other nations did not ask to be invaded and subjugated, demand that these non-indigenous people be thrown out of the country.

These bigots need to be reminded that without Asian doctors and nurses the NHS (Britain’s health system) would collapse overnight, and that Asian small businesses are very enterprisingly and efficiently run by people who are prepared to work long hours whereas most indigenous Brits would rather go on strike for extra income…. and in any event, for as long as the UK has to import half its food, then to tread water economically it would have to chuck out half its population, or about 33 million people, most of whom would be white indigenous Brits because there’s nothing like that number of immigrants in Britain.

Immigrants are nothing to do with Britain’s problems and if instead the Brits expelled millions of uneducated, untrained white boot-boys instead of their Asian doctors, businessmen and scientists, the country would move forward much faster than the other way around.

NOTES

The roots of Britain's problems. (-->  means "is caused by")

1). High house prices --> high demand --> fewer houses than buyers --> no space to build more (it is needed by industry and agriculture) --> ie. too many buyers for the available space. Underlying cause: Overpopulation.

2) Poor public services (Health, Education, Policing) --> too many people using them for the amount of funding they receive --> each person not paying enough tax --> each person can't afford to pay more tax --> each person doesn't get a big enough share of the country's generated wealth --> there are too many people for the natural wealth-generating capacity of the country. Underlying cause: Overpopulation.

3) High crime levels (a) --> poor policing --> poor public services--> (this now connects to (2) above. Underlying cause: Overpopulation).

    High Crime levels (b) --> Unemployment --> more people than the maximum number of jobs that the country can create from its natural wealth-generating capacity. Underlying cause: Overpopulation.

    High Crime levels (c)--> Drug usage --> drugs getting into the country --> poor policing --> poor public services--> (this now connects to (2) above. Underlying cause: Overpopulation)

4) High pollution levels --> too many people per square mile. Underlying cause: Overpopulation

 

Some Facts About Britain.

1) Britain is the only concentrated population centre on the planet (either hemisphere) which lies at such a cold latitude. 98% of Humanity lives in a warmer climate than Britain. To the east, there is only Scandinavia (which lives well due to its low population harvesting all its resources. Sweden for example is twice the size of Britain but has a population less than London, while Iceland, the size of England and a mineralogist's dream, shares its wealth among a national population about the size of Barnsley's), and the frozen wastes of Siberia. To the west, there is only mid-northern Canada. The Shetlands are further north than the southern tip of Greenland. Contrary to what it teaches its children, Britain is not a temperate country. The average latitude is 55 degrees north, and the Arctic proper begins at 66 north, a mere 11 degrees further. So where, then, is the sub-arctic if this isn't it? It is Italy, Greece, Spain and central/southern France which are temperate.

2) England (as distinct from Britain)  has the highest population density on the planet, with the singular exception of Bangladesh. England's population density is six times worse than China's.

3) Britain is the worst in Europe for:-

Human Rights, democracy, secrecy, detention without trial, Bill of Rights ( you can't have one), Written Constitution (you can't have one), miscarriages of justice (police framing), education standards,  crime levels across the board, pollution levels including acid rain, drug abuse, prison population, homeless people, prices across the board, hospital waiting lists, unemployment (although the figures are cooked: if you catch the politicians out by counting from the other end, and considering how many people are in "proper, paid jobs" then subtracting that from the total adult unretired population, the true unemployment figure is 4.8 million), drinking water quality, beach quality, and marriage break-ups. Each of these problems has at least one root cause in the psychological behaviour of human beings (naturally rural, tribal creatures which evolved in small populations) towards each other when they have found themselves confined in unnaturally dense groups.

How To Make Britain Boom: The Michael Solution

Britain will boom economically if we implement the following plan:

1) Tell  businessmen and entrepeneurs abroad that if they bring their factories here, then they will pay no tax whatsoever, providing:

a) They employ only British workers

b) They export all they produce and keep their money in Britain.

2) Of course, there will in this country be a considerable amount of whingeing from local (ie British) businessmen about their having to pay tax when their rivals don't. But these foreign businessmen are not their rivals as they are exporting everything and not selling it locally. They are only the rivals of British exporters. But under this plan Britain would also gain a lot more than it would lose, by allowing its own exporters tax exemption too (subject to the same conditions).

3) Of course other countries could retaliate by adopting the idea themselves. But here we can draw positively on what is really an intrinsically negative aspect of the British-- their fear of change and their negative attitudes towards new adventurous ideas. “Nothing ventured, nothing lost”. The practical truth is that more foreigners will have the bottle to uproot and come to the UK, than British will have the bottle to uproot and go abroad. Therefore there will be a net immigration, not emigration, of businessmen, their capital and their factories.

But... have you ever heard this plan suggested by a politician?  Bah humbug! It’s too big!

--- Michael Alan Marshall

 

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